A Beautiful Mind (2001)[Movie]

Can he crack pattern lock too?

Rating- 4 Ketchups

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What’s the concept of creating movie titles? Take an article, an adjective and a body part, for example, an interesting palm, the gorgeous intestine, a tiny penis… you get the hang of it I think, So that’s where A Beautiful Mind comes in. Neither about a girl named Mind nor about a mind flaunting its nerves in the air seductively. This biographical movie by Ron Howard focuses on the life of mathematician John Nash, a noble laureate in economics. Maybe this dude sounds boring but let me fill you in with little more details. Continue reading “A Beautiful Mind (2001)[Movie]”

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Home (2015)[Movie]

Sheldon loves the way she lies.

Rating- 3.5 Ketchups

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At times you might find yourself in pants in which you don’t fit. Well, you sir, are not alone because let me present you, Oh, yes that’s the name. The situation with Oh is quite similar, except for the fact that we are talking about a misfit fugitive alien here who has escaped from his nomadic tribe of boovs during the friendly invasion of planet earth. Yeah, sounds great until you find out that your planet-destroying enemy has traced your location and is hell bent on your species’ destruction. Presenting you with a standout animated sci-fi comedy, Home. Continue reading “Home (2015)[Movie]”

Don Jon (2013)[Movie]

Fantasies Come True? 

Rating- 4 Ketchups

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Presenting a movie based on life of a young Italian American guy who cares about only few things in his life, his body, his ride, his family, his church, his boys, his girls and his porn. Yeah you read it right and I’m not going to repeat it again. I think its enough to make you watch this movie. Minors, go ask your parents, and nerds quickly use time machine to turn 18 because Kernel ketchup is going R-rated in movies with this post. Continue reading “Don Jon (2013)[Movie]”

The Imitation Game (2014) [Movie]

Invited for a Turing test, forgot to bring my screwdriver. 

Rating- 4 Ketchups

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When you know the art of taming dinosaurs but you landed on earth after their extinction, too bad! Or when you have the ambition of flying an air plane but the government says NO! thank you ‘mam’. And it sucks even more when you are a genius mathematician but oh shoot! you do not fit among the commonwealth of so called heterosexuals. So much for the flash, messing up the timeline. The last exemplification was sort of related to this brilliant movie The Imitation Game. Continue reading “The Imitation Game (2014) [Movie]”

10 Cloverfield Lane [Movie]

Order your bunker on Amazon today!

Rating- 4.5 Ketchups

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Once in a while some movie comes which grabs your attention from the beginning and keeps the anticipation going till the end. 10 Cloverfield Lane is that movie. Many psychological thriller works around the theme where something ordinary is going on, which in the end reveals to be erratic af. Continue reading “10 Cloverfield Lane [Movie]”

Megamind (2010)[Movie]

Loki’s heir finally found.

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Be it the Joker from Nolan’s Batman or Loki from the Avengers, we all love having outstanding villains, In this case it’s a big blue brainy brilliant one! (Who said alliteration makes content stylish, it looks normal, doesn’t it?) Moving on, here’s another Dreamworks’ animation movie, Megamind. Based on the typical super hero – crappy villain rivalry genre with a slight change in the outcome, the villain emerges victorious in duo’s battle. Continue reading “Megamind (2010)[Movie]”

Joy (2015)[Movie]

Can she sell Microsoft devices?

Rating- 4 Ketchups 

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There are some movies which are brilliant and seen by everyone, some awful movies which are ignored by everyone and third type of movies which are beautiful but still has managed to elude the eyes of the masses. For those type of movies Kernel Ketchup stands next to them, and make no mistake Joy is one of them. Written and directed by David O. Russell this sweet comedy-drama biographical film is a bumpy ride for viewers. Continue reading “Joy (2015)[Movie]”

The Man from Nowhere (2010)[Movie]

It’s wong to make jokes on Asian movie.

Rating- 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

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There are movies that makes you cry and there are those who gives you goosebumps but what if I tell you there’s a movie which is action packed but will also touch you at an emotional level. This amazing South Korean movie caught my attention when I saw a 100% rating on rotten tomatoes and dear lord it was one hell of a movie! Continue reading “The Man from Nowhere (2010)[Movie]”

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013) [Movie]

Finally Barry celebrates Mother’s Day!

Rating- 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

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While we’re waiting for The Flash’s Season 3 to happen, here is a little hint of what’s probably going to happen- “Flashpoint”. For the newcomers who are unfamiliar with this word, lean back and read thoroughly. Flashpoint was a comic book crossover in 2011 by DC comics. The arc is based upon the flash having no powers at all and no such term as the Justice League existed and Nora Allen (Barry’s mother) is alive. Whoa! I know. Continue reading “Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013) [Movie]”

Predestination (2014) [Movie]

It’s a boy, It’s a girl 

Rating- 4.5 Ketchups

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Warning! Those with serious brain conditions are not allowed to watch this piece. It requires a certain level of rocket science brain and those having the little mermaid in their cerebrum would find brain cells exploding inside and could even hate time travel already. Such is the level of awesomeness of this scientific time travelling thriller by Spierig brothers. Continue reading “Predestination (2014) [Movie]”