Knives Out (2019) [Movie]

The game is afoot. Eh, Watson?

Genre: Drama/Thriller

Are you having suspicion over who ate the last scoop of ice cream from the refrigerator or maybe you are mulling over the alternative endings to GoT where R+L = J theory actually made some sense. Or you’re just having an urge to start a new Agatha Christie or Dan Brown novel considering you’ve all the time sitting at home quarantined. It’s even fine if you’re tracking back your steps from yesterday to find where you went wrong because of which that cutie didn’t smile back at you. All these symptoms suggest that you’re in dire need of murder mystery to give your brain the caffeine it needs. My suggestion, check out this new killer movie, literally.

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That ’70s Show (TV Series 1998-2006)

Steve Jobs meets Venom meets Meg!

Sitting at home with nothing to do? Probably you’ve already exhausted the list of binge-watch worthy shows. Amidst the whole ruckus caused by few sick people who just took too much inspiration from Pokemon theme song and are travelling across the world, don’t you feel too how good and easy the old times were. No shortage of toilet papers, sanitizers were something which belonged to laboratories, people minding their own business and not taking up hoarding as a hobby suddenly. Hence in this hour of crisis Kernel Ketchup recommends you to avoid all social interactions and tune in to watch this epic show set in the 1970s like a bunch of introverts.

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Her (2013) [Movie]

And the best actress goes to… Scarlett’s voice!

Genre: Drama/Romance

Do you ever see a movie and think ‘whoa! this is exactly what would happen with me under the same circumstances.’ and then you’re drawn to the movie to a newer depth than you’ve ever experienced. Same was the case with ‘her’ for me. Maybe most of you had already heard the premise of the movie and thought, Man falling in love with his AI, that sounds… meh. Same was with me, I avoided watching it for long, but fell in love with it the moment I did. But I think this is one of the low-key aspects that Elon Musk has so often tried to make us understand; the capabilities of a super smart artificial intelligence. Just click on the link below and go watch for yourself.

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A Beautiful Mind (2001)[Movie]

Can he crack pattern lock too?

Rating- 4 Ketchups

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What’s the concept of creating movie titles? Take an article, an adjective and a body part, for example, an interesting palm, the gorgeous intestine, a tiny penis… you get the hang of it I think, So that’s where A Beautiful Mind comes in. Neither about a girl named Mind nor about a mind flaunting its nerves in the air seductively. This biographical movie by Ron Howard focuses on the life of mathematician John Nash, a noble laureate in economics. Maybe this dude sounds boring but let me fill you in with little more details. Continue reading “A Beautiful Mind (2001)[Movie]”

Suits (TV Series 2011– )

Time to get Litt Up!

Rating – 4 Ketchups

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Cast- Gabriel Macht, Patrick J. Adams, Meghan Markle, Sarah Rafferty, Gina Torres, Rick Hoffman

“So what’s it going to be about, people wearing nice shiny suits? Because I’ve already seen the promo and it sure looks like it.” Or the smart one’s might be thinking, “It’s about lawsuits, I know that, I still don’t give a crap, because it’s lame and I’ve other better things on my plate than to watch some lawyer mumbo jumbo with economic terms.” Or if anything else you had going on in your mind when you read the title, I’m telling you, I thought it too and now here I’m suggesting you to watch this series. So here is how it begins. Continue reading “Suits (TV Series 2011– )”

Don Jon (2013)[Movie]

Fantasies Come True? 

Rating- 4 Ketchups

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Presenting a movie based on life of a young Italian American guy who cares about only few things in his life, his body, his ride, his family, his church, his boys, his girls and his porn. Yeah you read it right and I’m not going to repeat it again. I think its enough to make you watch this movie. Minors, go ask your parents, and nerds quickly use time machine to turn 18 because Kernel ketchup is going R-rated in movies with this post. Continue reading “Don Jon (2013)[Movie]”

The Imitation Game (2014) [Movie]

Invited for a Turing test, forgot to bring my screwdriver. 

Rating- 4 Ketchups

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When you know the art of taming dinosaurs but you landed on earth after their extinction, too bad! Or when you have the ambition of flying an air plane but the government says NO! thank you ‘mam’. And it sucks even more when you are a genius mathematician but oh shoot! you do not fit among the commonwealth of so called heterosexuals. So much for the flash, messing up the timeline. The last exemplification was sort of related to this brilliant movie The Imitation Game. Continue reading “The Imitation Game (2014) [Movie]”

Joy (2015)[Movie]

Can she sell Microsoft devices?

Rating- 4 Ketchups 

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There are some movies which are brilliant and seen by everyone, some awful movies which are ignored by everyone and third type of movies which are beautiful but still has managed to elude the eyes of the masses. For those type of movies Kernel Ketchup stands next to them, and make no mistake Joy is one of them. Written and directed by David O. Russell this sweet comedy-drama biographical film is a bumpy ride for viewers. Continue reading “Joy (2015)[Movie]”

Sherlock (TV Series 2010–)

Brain on steroids!

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Cast Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Mark Gatiss, Amanda Abbington, Louise Brealey

Ever wondered how batman would function if ripped apart of his bat-gadgets or say he lived in a different bat-era without bat-smartness? So much for the title of World’s Greatest Detective. On a different note, Steven Moffat and Mark Gratiss thought of the same thing as per Sherlock Holmes’s perspective thereby bringing him and his awesomeness to this timeline, and giving us the epic British crime thriller drama television series. Continue reading “Sherlock (TV Series 2010–)”

Eddie the Eagle (2016) [Movie]

The guy below isn’t doing what you think he’s doing.

Rating- 4 Ketchups

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Don’t we all love watching sports biopic where the underdog works his ass off to become the champion, fighting against all odds, and eventually wins..duh! Around the years we’ve seen movies on boxing, football, athletics, F1, baseball and even cricket, but wait how does ski jumping sounds? compelling? yes? then watch this enthralling sports drama of a British skier, Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards who came last in Olympics ski jumping but still got a movie made on him.  Continue reading “Eddie the Eagle (2016) [Movie]”